what day is today ???

aku : atiq...what day is today??
atiq : sunday (die kat us)
*ok he forgot about today*
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aku : along...what day is today??
along : today is monday laaa...tuh pon tak igt ke..
*ok she do not realize it*
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aku : mak..arini ari apa
mak : arini ari isnin..mak gi anto afiq tadi daftar asrama..pastu mak gi anto azim..skrg kitorg tgh makan kat muadzam..
*allah..my mum also do not know what day is today*
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aku : abah...ermmm
abah : acik..selamat hari lahir...jaga diri baik2....jawab pekse elok2.....
*speechless n (T_T)...i love abah very muchhhhhhhhhh*

and this is the answer

today is my 23th birthday......